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2008-03-04 12:08:15
Last author: sequeena_rae
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welcome


hello everyone and welcome to my contest!

please take your entry coupon and join the
queue to the left, where you will be recieve your free beer,

(note: this offer applies only to contest participants and is limited to 1 beer per person)

this contest is free for anyone to enter, we have no silly rules about self promotion or image hosting! feel free to promote your entry as much as you like and your image may be hosted from any website!


the theme for this first contest is going to be JUDAISM
this means that you can submit any art (including photography and poetry) under the theme of the jews. all hail moses!


i will make a badge or something for the winner(s) to put on their profile






1) [Clarity.]
<img:http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7725/brodyvt7.jpg>
this is a piece that i have submitted to get the ball rolling.
it features me on a date with the world's hottest jew, seth cohen.


2) stu the jew a poem by [Evolution X]
jew jew jew
lost his shoe
didn't know what to do
his name was stu

3) an untitled poem by [frayed~sanity]
aunty semetic is a nasty lady
she once fed me onion gravy
i much prefer my uncle jew
'cause he cooks food that's easy to chew

4) the emo jew, edited by[TRiCKY DiSCO]
I’ll Be The jew That No One Ever Hears,
Though My Silent Screams Would Deafen Most Ears.
I’ll Be The jew Plastered With A Smile,
Though Silently Wondering If Life’s Worth While.
I’ll Be The jew To Brighten Your Day,
Though Quietly Wanting The Favor Repaid.
I’ll Be The jew Who Never Sheds A Tear,
Though At Night Wishes Them To Appear.
I’ll Be The jew First To Laugh,
Though I Feel My Insides Tearing In Half.
I’ll Be The jew With The Best Of Friends,
Though They Don’t Know My Internal Problems.
I’ll Be The jew Who Keeps On Living,
Though All I Want Is To Give In.

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2008-03-02 [Limbed]: If I enter the same piece a hundred times, will I get drunk? If it will, I'm in. And is barbeque-sauce involved with judaism?

2008-03-02 [PandaClocks]: no the jews don't approve of bbq's they only saute their food.

2008-03-02 [Clarity.]: good to see the jewish knowledge being dispersed accurately.

2008-03-02 [Clarity.]: excellent work there [Evolution X], i love how you've incorporated so many different spellings to portray the phonetic sound of 'ew'. a really diverse and interesting poem

2008-03-02 [Evolution X]: .............................................. >_> I didn't write that.

2008-03-02 [Clarity.]: well why did you submit it if it's not your work!

2008-03-02 [Foxspike]: do i win by default coz i am Jewish or do i have to try?

2008-03-02 [Clarity.]: just put a picture of yourself up! everyone's a winner in helens contests. unlike [Linderel]s contest, LINDEREL is power crazy and she likes to impose and patronise her contest enterers.

2008-03-02 [Waffu]: oh my

2008-03-02 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: can i get real beer?

2008-03-02 [Clarity.]: yeah sure babes, i'll send one in the post up your way

2008-03-02 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: och aye cheers hen

2008-03-02 [Clarity.]: nae bother wee lassy

2008-03-02 [Vou]: Lami does not do such a thing. Her contests are quite fun and fair.

This... is just mediocricy.

2008-03-02 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: the beer might have spilt a bit when i get it, but i'm sure it will taste just the same

2008-03-02 [Clarity.]: stop being so melodramatic! why is everyone on elftown a square? (excluding those amazing participants of this here contest ofcourse)

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: I'll make sure Helen puts it in a sealed tub for you Kerry, she has a habbit of spilling liquids. Especially Lucazade ;)

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: Also, they aren't really fair considering how harsh and patronising she is to new elftowners. Plus being accepted into a contest after its been closed, and being disqualified from a contest when its your first time and just because you're new isn't really fair is it [Vou]?

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: being disqualified from a contest when its your first time

The rules were clear at the top of the polls page. It is not [Linderel]'s fault that both you and [Clarity.] decided to disregard said rules. Being new doesn't mean you can't read.

2008-03-03 [Linderel]: 1. I make it a point to try to be nice to everyone by default, no matter how long they have been around. However, if they can't read what is clearly stated, or are aggressive towards me, I can only attempt to remain civil.
2. It doesn't matter how new or old you are - if you come with a late entry just after the deadline and a poll has not yet been opened and/or host's favourite(s) selected, I'll sneak it in for you, providing I get the relevant details if needed.
3. This whole thing is bordering on ridiculous. You made a mistake, were punished in the stated fashion, and then blame me for it when it was only your own fault. I do believe this is called 'overreacting'.

Honestly, I'd rather if everyone just got along. But if you want to keep thinking of me in those terms, go ahead. I can't stop you. Have a good Elftown life. :)

2008-03-03 [Triola]: omg, ur like so pattronisin rite now! just cause ur teh boss dunt meen u can discualefy ppl!!!11!!1

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